Programming jokes
Here are several comments from facebook page:
Artëm Bolgar Android Developer - It is deploying, it is loading, it is loading into a debugger, it is logcatting, it is crashing....
Mike Zmuda I had to service a lot of Win98 and XP machines, some of which hadn't been Windows-Updated in quite some time. So there would be times when I'd click Update, and have nothing left to do but wait for the "Agree/Cancel" dialogue that would come up. During those times, I'd play solitaire on my Windows CE phone (remember WinCE?) I always felt horrible billing my clients for 3 hours of my time just to play solitaire. Eventually I got over it.
William A Nerini Really, for most of those people, the answer is far more likely to be "I'm Thinking" than any other answer!