Programming jokes

programming jokes

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Artëm Bolgar Android Developer - It is deploying, it is loading, it is loading into a debugger, it is logcatting, it is crashing....

Mike Zmuda I had to service a lot of Win98 and XP machines, some of which hadn't been Windows-Updated in quite some time. So there would be times when I'd click Update, and have nothing left to do but wait for the "Agree/Cancel" dialogue that would come up. During those times, I'd play solitaire on my Windows CE phone (remember WinCE?) I always felt horrible billing my clients for 3 hours of my time just to play solitaire. Eventually I got over it.

William A Nerini Really, for most of those people, the answer is far more likely to be "I'm Thinking" than any other answer!

Big Data Algorythms Complexities []

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Know Thy Complexities!

Hi there! This webpage covers the space and time Big-O complexities of common algorithms used in Computer Science. When preparing for technical interviews in the past, I found myself spending hours crawling the internet putting together the best, average, and worst case complexities for search and sorting algorithms so that I wouldn't be stumped when asked about them. Over the last few years, I've interviewed at several Silicon Valley startups, and also some bigger companies, like Google, Facebook, Yahoo, LinkedIn, and eBay, and each time that I prepared for an interview, I thought to myself "Why hasn't someone created a nice Big-O cheat sheet?". So, to save all of you fine folks a ton of time, I went ahead and created one. Enjoy! - Eric

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